Local man, Andy Dabb, treated the highway like his own personal racing track this morning.
“I saw him going in and out of lanes. Swerving this way and that, barely missing the cars surrounding him” said a witness on the highway.
Andy tweeted, “Just love the rush I get when I rush through rush hour. Sick!”
It was reported by Andy’s boss that he was able to get into the office three minutes earlier than usual. “This is why Andy’s on top here” Andy’s boss Harold told us.
We asked Andy what is next now that he’s accomplished everything he’s set out for.
“Oh I don’t know. I’m just going to enjoy this accomplishment with my fellow co-workers.”
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